spertn: stewmanchoo: this should be called, “Oh Shit!” Funny!!!!! Who hasn’t had that happen to them? The funny thing about it for me is that being surprised like that usually make me go ahead and cum. It’s real hard to act like you were not doing anything with cum shooting everywhere.
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godzhelper: I’ve smoked joints fatter than that. Ahh, it’s cute. I’m sorry. Who circumcised you ? Why don’t we just cuddle ? You know they have surgery to fix that. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger. Oh no, a flash headache ! My 8-year-old brother has one like that. This explains your car. Are you…